My aunt is here, and I wanna smoke a bit and get back to work. But shes taking her sweet time leaving. Part of me wants to just go to my room and take a few hash snaps. But I also wanna smoke a joint.
americans seem to think there are two accents in england
- tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot
- YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL FUCK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY TELLY
which is 100% true
actually everyone thinks that
but english people seem to think americans have two accents
- well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses
- woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed
We’re babysitting my little cousins today and they are driving me nuts. They’re cute little shits but they are a handful. One is a tattle tale and says your name two or three times at the beginning of every sentence And the other won’t stop getting into things, knocking things over, and climbing. And we have to do this the next three Mondays in a row for a majority of the day.
When you were cute and a handful guys wanted you, you wanted nothing to do with me. This went on for a few years. Then you got a little less cute, and not as many guys wanted you. And then suddenly you want me now? HA. Sucks to be you.
hot boys are overrated ladies listen find a 7 that makes you laugh and beats the kitty up that is truly where it’s at
I can get my mom to buy me lighters, but I’m not sure how she’d react if I asked her to get me blunts… Oh well. I have more than enough papers to last me.